last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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