porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Are we still banned from the library?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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