Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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