Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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