I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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