bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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