Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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