mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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