I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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