I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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