so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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