Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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