When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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