On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
vagina is talking i cant
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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