OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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