At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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