How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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