I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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