its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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