ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
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there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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