At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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