Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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