I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Alive.
So much puke
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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