Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
so let's talk penis.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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