i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I have aggressive nipples.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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