I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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