Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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