At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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