I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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