Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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