I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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