hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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