Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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