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I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We left an ass print on the piano.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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