For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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