This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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