Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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