Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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