So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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