THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
This is classic penis vs brain.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Randomize
