It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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