Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
No subtext here. People are naked.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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