How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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