dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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