Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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