im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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