singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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