I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Bring me that man meat
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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