I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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