she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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