Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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