Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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