Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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