Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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