And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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