Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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