i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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