yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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