Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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