Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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