And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm getting married
To pizza
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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